about

November 17th, 2010

Hi. My name is Melissa and I am completely and utterly ordinary. I was born and raised and currently reside in Sunny Southern California. If I told you my life story nothing would really stand out. It's not to say that I haven't had a great life because I truly have. There just really isn't much to make you oooh and ahhhh about. So I am gonna keep it simple...


I get very cranky when I am tired. I would eat freshly baked cookies and milk every day for breakfast if getting fat wouldn't be a side effect. I have 1 kid, 1 husband and 1 dog. I plan to add more to the kids and possibly the dogs, but definitely keeping the husband to 1. I would love to write a book someday. I am obsessed with literature. If for some random reason you stumbled upon my high school yearbook you would find a picture of me under "Class Clown". I have a college degree, but instead of earning dollar bills with my educated mind, I spend my days playing with my offspring. My life is super fun.

Oh yeah and that pregnant woman above is me. And although I am not pregnant at this specific moment in time, I have never felt more beautiful then when I was 50+ pounds overweight and with child. So there you go ; )